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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I was looking through old pictures of me when I was a teen and early twenties with my kid, and he saw some of me and his dad. And he said, “Jesus. Why did you pick him?” :p


    then I heard him talking to his friends after, saying how lucky his dad was I picked him because I was a supermodel and his dad was skinny (back then) with red hair and a big head lol
     
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    1. hausenfeffer
      Little Truth machines again lol. I guess you just weren't a "superficial" Supermodel, if there is such a thing, lol:)
       
      hausenfeffer, Dec 23, 2022
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    2. Cherrypop
      No it’s all about personality for me. But just the genuine astonishment in my kid’s voice make me lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 23, 2022
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  2. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    A "poop" trophy I made for a thread in Sexuality. I'm really only here for my own amusement.
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      I don't remember the circumstances surrounding the situation, but I had done something, and my dormmate looked at me and said "You're never bored, are you?" Nope! I'm easily entertained, and it's usually by my own shenanigans.
       
      Aqua Marine, Dec 23, 2022
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  3. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    No shopping today.
     
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  4. Paul33333

    Paul33333 Pleasure King

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    Don’t know if it was a smile or grin but my messages today did wonders
     
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  5. hiebarrie

    hiebarrie Sex Lover

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    The power was only out for about 20 minutes!
     
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  6. LaviniaCD

    LaviniaCD Porn Star

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    Offloading a quiet little covert trump in the very busy local supermarket. I was still giggling when I got home, mostly because Mrs Lav took the blame for it from another disgusted shopper! x x
     
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  7. erotic_man

    erotic_man Sex Machine

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    Santa arrived at me with some nice and useful presents ... yay i was a good boy it means
     
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  8. Frodov

    Frodov Sex Lover

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    I thought it odd too, the first time I heard the term "Shrimping". Basically, it's licking and/or sucking on your lover's toes, while in the act of making love. Not much different I guess from kissing ankles or the bottoms of her feet. <shrug>
     
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  9. NiceKalven

    NiceKalven Porn Star Banned!

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    Watching 1 and a 1/2 hours of soups 22 best moments
    I could barely contain my laughter
     
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  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband gave me Lucas the spider and Tik-Tok.

    9D16D3F9-208E-4F44-90F8-B911FCEF7A0F.jpeg E5B40504-12CE-4691-BBE7-15983DA667B0.jpeg
     
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    1. curiousscouser
      Oh I loved the Oz books, and Tik Tok is such a great character!
       
      curiousscouser, Jan 3, 2023
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  11. Pavecave

    Pavecave Sex Lover

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    I look at pictures of me back then and think how did I ever get a girl. I was so skinny.
     
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  12. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    One of our lovely ladies here just told me that I can be her online boyfriend if I want, because her last boyfriend passed away. That made me smile :D

    IF I WANT??? You should be so lucky, after all I’m Jack :cool:
     
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      You have issues, babes.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 30, 2022
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    2. deegenerate
      It would be more fair if you sold raffle tickets so all the ladies would have a chance, Jack. :joyful:
       
      deegenerate, Dec 30, 2022
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      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 30, 2022
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      Sell raffle tickets? I couldn’t give them away. I participated in a charity auction one time, the highest bidder got to have dinner with me. My wife bid $10 and she was the only bidder :banghead:
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 30, 2022
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      I would have bid $11. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 30, 2022
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  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Well, but who way paying for dinner?
    If it was dinner at a place of Shooter's choosing and anything allowed, he'd have gone as high as $20.
     
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  14. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I got to pick up my mug that I painted.

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      That's an interesting rendition of a Vagina
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jan 3, 2023
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  15. Greenmachine32

    Greenmachine32 Porn Star

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    20221227_163720.jpg These annoying trip hazards.
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The hubby and I getting the Christmas lights down from outside the house before the next round of rain started.
     
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  17. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Last year I had a couple of issues with my boss trying to cut corners, and I made myself awkward to the point she was trying to elbow me out of the company rather than follow the financial governance process I kept pointing out to her.
    That plan was scuppered by me winning this team's first ever chairman's award, closely followed less than a week later by me winning a second one - no chance of getting rid of me on competence grounds, which is her usual trick.

    I've ended up with around £500 in Amazon vouchers, which today I used to order two of my favourite rabbit vibrators. Now whenever she pisses me off I can go fuck myself, paid for by the company.

    Petty? Yes, but by god it's making me laugh!
     
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    1. shootersa
      Know what Shooter would do in your place, @curiousscouser ?
      He'd give her one of the vibrators, explain it was paid for by the company, and suggest that perhaps she would like to go fuck herself.

      Yeah, petty, and it would probably start a fight you don't need, but you gotta admit, the look on her face would be worth it, eh?
       
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      @shootersa that was my first thought, but since every time she dismisses me I end up sitting there muttering "guess I'll go fuck myself then" it seemed only fair that work provide the means for me to do exactly that:dildo:
       
      curiousscouser, Jan 3, 2023
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    3. shootersa
      Well then, shooter knows a guy who has a friend who can contact someone who can solve your problem permanently.

      For a fee.
       
      shootersa, Jan 4, 2023
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    4. curiousscouser
      I've never paid to get fucked but depending on your friend's contact I'm not completely opposed to the idea.
       
      curiousscouser, Jan 4, 2023
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  18. Cowboykid69

    Cowboykid69 Sex Lover

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    My work gave me the day off today! after working everyday since before xmas!
     
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  19. Cowboykid69

    Cowboykid69 Sex Lover

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    1. curiousscouser
      Ah, bless you for that!
       
      curiousscouser, Jan 3, 2023
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  20. TransManZest

    TransManZest Newcumer

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    I had ice cream for breakfast because I'm an adult and can make these kind of decisions. Ice cream (especially for breakfast) makes me smile.
     
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    #11120
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