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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. SomLuckyLady

    SomLuckyLady Lucky Lady

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    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
     
  2. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Silence of the lambs.

    Next quotes:

    "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

    "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
     
  3. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    First one was Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Tim burton's Batman.

    Second one was Jessica Rabbit (the second sexiest cartoon after Betty Rubble!) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

    How about:

    "You're Luggage!"

    and

    "Do you expect me to talk?"
     
  4. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    forgot to add my quotes:

    "sometimes I think I'm an idiot, but I am an idiot so it kinda works out"

    "Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"
     
  5. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    The second one is Reservoir Dogs, but the first I've no idea.
     
  6. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    " badges, we don't have any badges, we don't need no stinking badges"

    " we have salt on our noodles"
     
  7. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    2nd one's right

    anybody wanna take a shot at the first one?
     
  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Treasure of the Sierra Madre for the first one
    Don't know on the 2nd one
     
  9. Raymond

    Raymond Sex Machine

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    james bond in "Goldfinger"...maybe
     
  10. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Wow! this thread is a mess!
     
  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Oh, is that a name of a movie? Haven't heard that one before!! :)
     
  12. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    "Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

    " I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

    -S-
     
  13. neon_glows

    neon_glows Porno Junky

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    Heres two for you:

    1. Go suck a fuck...Oh tell how exactly does one suck a fuck?

    2. Do you suck balls private?I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
     
  14. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    That's gotta be Full Metal Jacket.

    -S-
     
  15. neon_glows

    neon_glows Porno Junky

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    lol sure is...do u know what the first one is?
     
  16. Perv79

    Perv79 Decadent Deity

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    donnie darko

    fmj

    1. how is a raven like a writing desk?

    2. I am the devil, and I have come to do the devils work.
     
  17. Perv79

    Perv79 Decadent Deity

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    i didn't realize there were 2 open ones

    first one is bad santa second idk
     
  18. Perv79

    Perv79 Decadent Deity

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    second is labrynth (i admit i cheated on this one but wanted to clean this up to only two post left to try and get back to the original rules.

    Here are my two again:

    1. how is a raven like a writing desk?

    2. I am the devil, and I have come to do the devils work.


    I know i've seen the #1 in 3 movies although i can only remember two offhand.
     
  19. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    my first one still hasn't been answered, and it's so easy dammit
     
  20. Perv79

    Perv79 Decadent Deity

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    i'll take a stab with idiocracy? when i started looking at this tread again i just started at the end i didn't realize there were so many left open in the middle.