KaptainJay

Bored with the long dull days at Wal-Mart (or whatever) with your kids, parents or spouse? Here are some way's to brighten up your day of shopping. 1. Take a fairly large amount of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms (bring your own tomato juice just to be safe). 4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares..." and watch what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department and S'more supplies from the snack aisle. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right